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When someone intentionally ignored you, when he/she promised to meet you, but did not show up at the appointed time. Especially on a date.
It looks like I got stood up or maybe she's just late - I'll wait another 10 minutes.
The phrase that originally came from poland. It is supposed to signalise disbelief in someone's story that supposedly happened in real life.
-So yesterday, I was with my niece at the shopping mall. There was a woman screaming at the cashier. Then, my niece walked to her and gently asked her to calm down!
-Yeah, and the bus driver stood up and started clapping.
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Used to describe when a situation has suddenly turned awkwardly confrontational, dangerous or tense. Derives from a scenario where three men are casually sitting down and exchanged words escalate to the point where they stand up, ready to fight or possibly reach for a gun.
...then she told me she was late and that's when we all three stood up. Come to find out she was just talking about how she missed the first 15 minutes of her psyche class the other day. Whew!
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The feeling of total awakeness and energy. The opposite of feeling eepy, sleepy, or otherwise tired.
"I woke up feeling proper stood today!"
"How you feeling mate? You tired?" "Nah! I'm stood!"
the motherload of a shit. A long, stinky, jackpot of a turd in a toilet.
Man, after an hour on the crapper I just laid a real noble stood
To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.
To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.
‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’