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Poop Stool

A stool or step ladder that is used to elevate one's legs while releasing feces as to increase the amount of poop expelled. It also decreases the time it takes to poop since the poop is expelled faster and easier.

Dog, hand me the poop stool, I'm about to drop some major ass bread and I need all the help I can get to squeeze it out.

by niggasteve11 April 25, 2010

20πŸ‘ -1πŸ‘Ž


Rocket Stool

Formally, the initial blasts of diarrhea to hit toilet water with enough force to cause splash back: Can also refer to any subsequent blasts, with a strong enough force to cause splash back, but avoided through extreme seat hovering. Also in rare occasions: Things if eaten that will soon become diarrhea such as: moldy buffalo wings, three week old Chinese take-out, and basically anything edible and Mexican.

I needed a pair of goggles and a lab coat just to survive that rocket stool. You better go home quick, that chimicanga's about to become rocket stool.

by Neufdog September 2, 2009


Hungarian Stool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian stool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian stools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian stools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.

Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian stool before you leave?

by feldermaus September 14, 2008

216πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Stool Time

(Noun.) Activity.
Time spent passing along stool, while seated on the stool.

Hey what's your plans for today? ooo nothing just Stool time
What's they most enjoyable part of the day? Stool time
A complete day is one which includes, in part, some stool time.

by shidd3 March 31, 2019


Stool Buddy

A person who enters a public restroom with the specific intent to occupy and execute the 2nd bodily function, directly adjacent to another person, when there are clearly numerous stalls of separation.

Everybody wants a buddy, but nobody wants a "stool buddy".

A "stool buddy" has the least regard for restroom protocol.

by Boo-HV-TX-1 November 18, 2013


stool pigeon

A stool pigeon is a person who might be a criminal or a spy sent in by the police to act as an informant.

"Hey keep your mouths shut around this new prisoner; he might be a stool pigeon!"

by azn_dude April 25, 2016

62πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


stool stamp

The thong's equivalent to a skid mark.

When there is trace evidence of stool on a thong, and because the thong is so tight, it looks like a stamp instead of a streak.

When she looked at her thong , after she passed gas that was questionable, she noticed that there was a stool stamp.

by Doobie October 24, 2015