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When a shit takes at least 10 minutes of horrible effort and it ends up being the size of a golf ball.
Guy at the party: Hey bro you were in there forever.
Subject: Yeah, was a real bad selushu strainer.
A SPECIFIC AMOUNT OF PUBIC HAIR THAT COVER A MALES PENIS, WHICH REFUSES ENTRY FOR ANY SEMEN
IM GROWING A SOUP STRAINER IN HONOR OF THOSE WHO LOST THIER LIFES IN THE HOLOCAUST
An initial test given by the credentialing body of a judicatory used to weed out theological nut cases.
I gave that hillbilly snake-handling preacher a copy of the gooney strainer and he filled it out and returned it. As we expected, the test shows that he is a theological nut.
A trucker cap with the mesh backing.
I bet Ashton Kuscher doesn't know the history of the recist behind that vomit strainer on his head.
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1. One who strains, or sucks a cock
2. A real bastard
Brian's a dirty low-down cock strainer!
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Lightly (or not so lightly) tugging on the scrotum with one's teeth.
My ballsack was sore after my girlfriend gave me a tea strainer.
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