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A way for a dude to say he's horny without being direct
Guy 1: Yo I keep getting touched in my crotch by this girl.
Guy 2: Wow, really?
Guy 1: Yeah, I've been strung tight all week!
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An ironic but not entirely inaccurate aborignal variation on the famous government tourist slogan ("Queensland: beautful one day, stunning the next") of the conservative north-eastern Australian state of Queensland, which has a signicant aborigine population.
"Queensland: beautiful one day, strung up the next."
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A zipper that is so far down, it seems to go up only to the seventh tooth, either due to it being broken or simple because it is down.
How do you fix an unwanted seven strung zipper?
A Female swallows an entire roll of floss. This act is performed by pulling floss out of a female anus directly into the mouth of a man who is penetrating an upside down woman while the floss is then eaten by the man and strung through the remaining participants like beads must be at least 8 members. The woman who is being penetrated by the man who is pulling floss out of the females anus must ejaculate before all the floss can be pulled through all participants. Each person going down the line must then orgasm consecutively creating an almost firework-like display of precision and semen.
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter, and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says that he doesn't represent family acts, "They're a little too cute." The mother interrupts the agent, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you will want to represent us." The talent agent pauses for a moment and then says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
The Female swallows an entire roll of floss. This act is performed by pulling floss out of a female anus directly into the mouth of a man who is penetrating an upside down woman while the floss is then eaten by the man and strung through the remaining participants like beads must be at least 8 members. The woman who is being penetrated by the man who is pulling floss out of the females anus must ejaculate before all the floss can be pulled through all participants. Each person going down the line must then orgasm consecutively creating an almost firework-like display of precision and semen.
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "Brazilian Spaghetti Strung Trapese!"
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When u been high to long and u think ur as stronger as u was before u lost 40 lbs .strung out and full of urself,not who u used to be. All dick no muscle., Big in all the right places and dont know how to use it.
Did u know dude was that big a month ago he used to be cock stronge is what I heard,now I see he's just cockstrung LoL!!!he so strung out he's lost all his muscle!
He no longer cock stronge he cock strung ,all outta muscle.