study

To trick ones self into believing that by actually going over your "school" notes it will infact help you in the long term, but instead you just look at all the dumb shit your mates have written on the back of your text book.

me: mum im gonna do some study!
mum: whatever just be back by next week!

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Studying

This is when a man is checking out a women. A.K.A "Study" the girl.

Boy #1: "Dude what sup?'"
Boy #2: "Dude shut up I'am studying here!"

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Study

v. The act of inducing insanity by bouncing data, facts, and concepts off one's forehead. AKA - Chinese Information Torture

This weekend I'm going to strap myself into a chair and study until my ears bleed.
Dude: Woah! That's some heavy studying!

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Studying

a term used to describe the act of sitting with a notebook, pencil, and calculator in front of you while you check your Facebook and StumbleUpon.

I spent all night "studying" in the library last night, and by that I mean I spent all night reading every single entry on FMyLife.com

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study

Sitting in your room and writing nonsense on the Wall of urbandictionary.com or/and adding new definition entries in mad succession in the hope that at least one gets published and "oh wouldn't it be sweet victory if one made it to the front page".

Go and study, you turkey!
(followd by a palm backhander on the kids head).
The future of your country's economy depends on you!

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STUDY

STUDY acronym:

Simply - to understand, devote yourself

"How do I study?"

"Easypeasy. S-T-U-D-Y , Simply - to understand, devote yourself"

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Studying

The act of bashing one's head against one's books in an attempt to learn through osmosis.

John is studying.

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