d suckin h

came from the Three Six Mafia song "D Suckin H" which simply means dick suckin hoe.

Mayn, momma aint pay you no cheese?

Nah, shes a d suckin h, shit.

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Titty Suckin Fun

Having so much fun, one wants to suck on a titty..

"Hey, What's good dude?"
Dude- "Nothing much man, are we still going to that party?"
"...Yeah, I heard that shit was gonna be titty suckin fun."

Dog Suckin’ Season

Typically around the summer months, in the time frame somewhere between Memorial Day and mid-September, where hot dogs are consumed in numbers much higher than fall or winter.

“Only one hot dog?!”
“Yeah…”
“Dude, you gotta have two, it’s Dog Suckin’ Season!”

suckin dick for tips

When a waiter or waitress at a restaurant is being overly generous because they obviously want a big 'ol tip from you.

1: We were eating at Cheddar's and I couldn't enjoy a bite of my sandwich without hearing "Need a refill?"

2: Yeah, he was totally suckin dick for tips.

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Suckin’ on Chili Dog

Blowing a mexican

On a typical date for Sarah she’s suckin’ on chili dog behind Taco Bell.

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Suckin' a Girl's Dick

When a guy and a girl break up (usually the girl breaking up with the guy) and the guy does everything to get her back.

Guy 1: Dude I heard Jill and Tim broke up.

Guy 2: Yeah, and Tim has been suckin' her dick for a month now. He still doesn't get she doesn't like her.

Guy 1: Poor Tim...

Guy 1: Dude, he needs to stop suckin' a girl's dick and move on."

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egg-suckin' coonhound

George W. Bush according to grandpa.

"That doggone Bush is nothin' but an egg-suckin' coonhound. When I's was livin' in Louisiana those hounds would snicker on up into the chicken coops and suck the babies right outa those eggs. Just Like That Damned George Dubya Bush."

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