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In the summertime it's kinda hard to figure out if a girl is hot or not because her sunglasses cover most of the face. To devide the hot and ugly girls you just need to see who's keeping the sunglasses on for the longest time for instance in the evening.
Mid day
#1,#2 - Oh, that girl look's really hot!!
Evening
#1 - Probably not, she's still got her sunglasses on..
#2 - yeah..the sunglass theory...damn it!
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The act of putting your nutsack on someones eyes when they are sleeping.
I gave Jane Canadian Sunglasses last night, but she woke up and punched me in the balls.
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When someone is lying on their back, you stand with your feet on either side of their head, and slowly squat down, lowering your ball sack onto the receiver's eyes. Be sure to slowly rock back and forth to provide a massaging motion, nice and gently because you are acting like a true French gentleman.
Her eyes were really itchy, so I gave her my French sunglasses for a few minutes and they soothed her itchy eyes.
Why does Jane look so satisfied? Ah, she was wearing some French sunglasses earlier, she must have really enjoyed them!
Performed only during the winter, the sexual act of ejaculating into someone's eyes and then kicking them outside into the snow, causing the jizz to freeze over their eyes.
"GAH SIBERIAN SUNGLASSES, I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Dutch sunglasses is another name for Arabian Sunglasses.
Where the fella rests his ball bag upon the ladies eye sockets during the act of oral love.
Woman - wha happen, who turned the lights out!
Man - No darling the lights are still on I've just popped your dutch sunglasses on whilst i have a breather
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A derivative of the better-known "Arabian Goggles", in which the skin of the perpetrator's nut sack is pulled down over the victim's eyes far enough that the victim is able to just barely see light through it.
"The desert sun was too bright for poor Jim. I just had to lend him my Arabian Sunglasses."
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something that you don't wanna break because then Johnny Cage is going to kick you down a cliff
"those were $500 sunglasses asshole"
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