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When a person goes to the beach and accidentally gets a sun burn, then asks a friend for sunscreen while said friend ejaculates onto said person's body and rubs it all over his body as a substitute sunscreen.
Hey bro, mind giving me some greek sunscreen? I got a bad sun burn.
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Having sex with protection.....
Me and my boyfriend so went tanning with sunscreen yesturday!!!
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When a woman gouges out a mans eyeballs, which he then uses as anal beads. The man then fucks her with them until she cums. Her cum is the sunscreen and the grapes are the eyeballs.
Julianna: why can’t you see anymore
Nick : it’s ok it was totally worth it, Allison put her sunscreen on my grapes
Julianna: wow I never thought you were the type to do a mclean sunscreen on grapes
Black Girl Sunscreen is the first step to becoming a glazed donut IRL. It's a hydrating sunscreen that leaves you glowing and protected from the sun's rays! When the girls want to serve SKIN, they reach for their Black Girl Sunscreen.
Hey girl, did you apply sunscreen today?
You already know I'm wearing Black Girl Sunscreen!
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A person that eats the toilet water & pisses in the sink. Rarely showers, but when they do, they curb stomp their shit into the drain and spit into the soap bottles.
Wow, Sat On Sunscreen smells like inbetween my grandmothers teeth
something you definitely need, regardless of how old you are, and untouchable you feel right now (me, at 18), to make sure you will always age gracefully (aka. for sure less wrinkles and sunspots). use A LOT! pick the highest SPF you can find, and reapply regularly, the sun has no mercy! and keep in mind that, broadly speaking, right now, that SPF pretty much refers to how often you need to reapply. understand the difference between a chemical sunscreen and a mineral one, read some reviews and pick the type you are most comfortable with. and yes, one will make you look a bit more white when it has a higher SPF, but it's healthier.
a tan is a skin burn, so it's damaged skin. embrace your natural, initial, skin colour, and don't blindly follow current beauty trends. think about your future look.
stick to the shadows, if you're seeing natural light around, this means the sun hits you in some way already, don't worry so much about your vitamin D, that's not how you optimise heath for your bones (but do go and check to see if you have a vitamin D deficiency, it might be genetic, and you might need supplements, you might need to take some vitamin D3).
don't go to the beach to get a tan, go for the view, the salty air, the vast open space for swimming, or just the pleasure of hanging around in water, if that's more your style.
Doug: i see light outside, the sun is there, somewhere. where's my 50+ SPF mineral sunscreen? this London weather is not kind on my skin. where are more clouds? damn you, global warming, damn you!
(noun) a person who is so unhappy and miserable in their own existence than they are as effective if not moreso than clouds at throwing shade on someone's happiness
Why didn't you invite Becky to Happy Hour to celebrate!?
I came here to celebrate and didn't want my sunshine ruined by her sunscreen.