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A badass superhero. Has the ability to fly, laser vision, super-strength, super speed, and invulnerability. And most important of all, the ability to swag.
Superman is a badass motherfucker.
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. It's Superman!
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Arguably one of the world's most famous superheroes, recognized by the large "S" on his uniform.
A: Who is Superman?
B: You don't know who is superman?!
A: Not really.
B: He is one of the world's most recognizable superheroes, with a large S on his chest.
A: You mean the one in the marvel comic books?
B: Yes.
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A perfect guy that promises to be the one to save his "girl" from anything, her protection, her security blanket... her perfect boyfriend <3
He's my Superman! <3
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When a female is on top of a male during sex, and the male thrusts up and down at an extreme speed. During a Superman the female usually does not move whatsoever.
That Superman I gave you really tired me out Sally.
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Superman, DC's first and greatest superhero as well as a very important fictional character in history. Born as Kal-El to loving biological parents Jor-El and Lara Lor-Van, he was sent to Earth so that he could survive as Krypton exploded. where he was found by Jonathan and Martha Kent and raised by them as they instilled strong moral princibles and code of conduct in their adoptive son. he grew up to become Superman, Metropolis's main defender and one of the founding members of the Justice League.
Oh and, he's actually a way better character than that rip off known as Goku.
Superman, DC's first and greatest superhero as well as a very important fictional character in history. Born as Kal-El to loving biological parents Jor-El and Lara Lor-Van, he was sent to Earth so that he could survive as Krypton exploded. where he was found by Jonathan and Martha Kent and raised by them as they instilled strong moral princibles and code of conduct in their adoptive son. he grew up to become Superman, Metropolis's main defender and one of the founding members of the Justice League.
Oh and, he's actually a way better character than that rip off known as Goku.
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While a man fingering a woman he slowly starts to crawl inside her vagina until his entire body is inside her's he then breaks out(usually through her upper body), exploding her body into various pieces and stands proud like superman.
man: did you hear what happened to beth?
Woman: didn't her boyfriend crawl up inside and give her a superman?
Man: Yeah, she will be missed
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Superman, have you gotten ahold of that Lois Lane to be our nanny yet?
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