Titty fucking your flat-chested second cousin
Also known as “Riding an Amish Surfboard”
Dude, Elijah was Amish Surfboarding at his family reunion last weekend.
When a guy cums by gliding his dick along a butt crack, usually the bottom is laying face down and he is lying on top, no insertion, just an external prone bone between butt cheeks. Works for both straight and gay sex.
Surfboarding is girls at the spa is the safest and most soul satisfying way to cum.
A board that can be used to dive in the ocean.
"i used the surfboard to the beach.
An outdoor bodysurfing orgy involving sprouts, carrots, and a good time.
"We surfed her veg all night"
"Yeah, it was a real vegetarian surfboard"
She’s a surfboard sue
Expression been around since 1960s in Australia