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Amish Surfboarding

Titty fucking your flat-chested second cousin

Also known as “Riding an Amish Surfboard

Dude, Elijah was Amish Surfboarding at his family reunion last weekend.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019


Surfboard

When a guy cums by gliding his dick along a butt crack, usually the bottom is laying face down and he is lying on top, no insertion, just an external prone bone between butt cheeks. Works for both straight and gay sex.

Surfboarding is girls at the spa is the safest and most soul satisfying way to cum.

by Louderbang June 12, 2024


surfboard

A board that can be used to dive in the ocean.

"i used the surfboard to the beach.

by misser bigbiy February 6, 2023


vegetarian surfboard

An outdoor bodysurfing orgy involving sprouts, carrots, and a good time.

"We surfed her veg all night"
"Yeah, it was a real vegetarian surfboard"

by sproutgirl April 11, 2014


Surfboard Sue

Flat chested

She’s a surfboard sue
Expression been around since 1960s in Australia

by BittemYum December 17, 2019