suspicious stew

It's me. I'm suspicious stew.

Human: Oh hello name!
Me: No, I'm suspicious stew

psychopathy-suspicious

The belief that more than 1% of the population is a psychopath and the paranoia that everyone, though they may not be 100% psychopathic, you interact with could possibly carry psychopathic traits. This includes the belief that, since psychopathy is genetic and a trait that can be passed on, that someone can be born expressing a small percentage of psychopathy and doesn’t have to be 100% or 0% psychopathic; they can be anywhere in between 0%-100%. This also means that, since psychopathy is a favorable trait for the fitness of the species, that over time there will be an increase in people expressing varying degrees of psychopathy since it is a desirable trait. It is important to remember however, that psychopaths are unintelligent chimps devolving the human race.

Are you psychopathy-suspicious?

suspicious eyebrow

1)a style of pubic trimming, akin to the hitler, less than a landing strip, more than full bikini wax.

So when I took that girl home, the suspicious eyebrow was looking me in the eye.

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Suspicious Camel

A suspicious camel describes a person that misunderstands their friends and as a result does not trust them.

This distrust is usually based on opinions/ulterior motives they have which they let influence their decision-making.

Therefore they interpret many comments in strange ways unanticipated by others, and try to use their unusual insight to steer conversations onto other subjects or to discover new information they believe exists.

Ingesting raw camel liver can give humans bubonic plague. So taking anything a suspicious camel says without further suspicion can result in death.

Friend 1: I'm seeing you-know-who soon! Yay!
Friend 2: (suspiciously) Er, is this somebody you don't want me to know about?
Friend 1: No...I meant I is like going to a gig...Yeah?
Friend 2: Oh yeah. With somebody you don't want me to know about?
Friend 1: Seriously, quit being such a suspicious camel!
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(Friends are discussing a secret birthday party for Amy)
Friend: Shush, Amy's coming!
Amy: (on entering) What were you talking about? Why did you stop talking when I walked in? Oh! You're talking about my new haircut aren't you? Fine then, gossip about how UGLY I look why don't you...
Friend: That's just being a suspicious camel, Amy. You know your hair is so beautifully beautiful yet you still want me to say it?

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Suspicious looking character

When someone is acting Among Us, bro. Like, really acting Among Us.

Person 1: *trolling in the comments*
Person 2: Breh, why you Amongusly acting like Among Us, breh? You suspicious looking character.

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suspiciously close friends

A state of relationship in which friends treat each other with unusual affection in a carefree manner, outside the context of a formal relationship.

Jenn: "Brett and Karen seem to hang out a lot, are they like a thing?"
Kief: "Naw, they're just suspiciously close friends."

among us suspicious

suspicious

Among us there is an imposter among us suspicious who has recently been participating in suspicious activities inside of the crew ship, do not go to 02, Reactor or Electrical if you do not want to be contacted by the suspicious imposter among us at 3A.M.