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1. Person of Sweden, Scandinavia, Northern Europe. Typically tall and very good-looking with white-blonde hair and blue eyes. There is a stereotype that says Swedish girls are all horny bimbo sluts, but this mostly came from a couple of Swedish actresses during the 1950s who played some of the first nude roles.
2. A whitish-green vegetable with broad waxy leaves that grow in a tight "rose". Belongs to the cabbage family.
(This actually happened in my school.)
Person 1: Did you see that HOT new girl? She is HOT!
Person 2: Yeah, she's Swedish.
Person 1: I would BANG her!
Person 2: Dude, woah. She's only like, 12. They grow fast in Sweden.
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uptight but fun drinking buddies
you walk down the street and bump into a swede and the first thing said is sorry and the first thing done is fast walking so as not to create a situation beyond thier control
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The Swede is a common name for a person from Sweden. A swede is also handsome and brilliant.
Person 1: Here Comes The Swede !
The Swede: Thank you Thank you.
Yer pure burstin' ma swede man!
Kylie Minogue's: "I just cannae get you oot ay ma swede..."
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a head thats much larger than normal most likely on babies and young children
fuck me look at the swede on that sprog my god it`s a ugly little fucker init,
gob off to me again and you`ll get a slap round your fucking big swede
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What some people around the Atlanta, Georgia area refer to black people as because they figure it's not as offensive as calling the darkies a ni****. It's a way to talk about them without their knowing, because a swede is the completely opposite color of a whitey.
50 points for hittin' the momma swede!
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