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a flu, which actually started in a farm in the us, possibly by a farmer who went to mexico because he might have been closer to the boarder than anyone else. later the flu spear all over mexico, and then it spread all over the world. Now theres a vaccine that avoids it, but people in canada are dying because of it. so you better not take it till obama or some other important bastard takes it and lives.
For some reason it created such a hype around the world. :l
There'd already be a cure for cancer if it would have had such a big hype
guy1: *cough*
guy2: *backs away*
guy1: Dude i only have cold >_> fff.
guy2:riiiiiiiiiight. you probably have swine flu.
guy1: dont make me cough on your face.
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A strong desire and/or lust for a fat person, or fat people in general. What "yellow fever" is to Asians, "swine flu" is to chubby people.
"Edward's case of swine flu was clearly out of hand when we caught him out with yet another chunky girl"
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Seeming to have to stemmed from Mexico because it has more cases. And moar cases means MEZCANS! amirite? This will lead to the zombie apocalypse. This is probably Al Gore's biggest fear at the moment because 100 years ago, South Park revealed his distaste for Man-Bear-Pig. Anyways, you're screwed. Watch 28 Days and play Left 4 Dead to prep yaselves.
CDC:"new strain of swine flu includes a human strain, a bird strain, and 2 pig strains of flu all in one."
Al Gore: Man-Bird-Pig Flu is a threat to all society as we know it!
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Human cases of swine influenza A (H1N1) virus infection have been identified in the United States. Human cases of swine influenza A (H1N1) virus infection also have been identified internationally. The current U.S. case count is provided below.
An investigation and response effort surrounding the outbreak of swine flu is ongoing.
CDC is working very closely with officials in states where human cases of swine influenza A (H1N1) have been identified, as well as with health officials in Mexico, Canada and the World Health Organization. This includes deploying staff domestically and internationally to provide guidance and technical support.
CDC activated its Emergency Operations Center to coordinate the agency's response to this emerging health threat and yesterday the Secretary of the Department Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, declared a public health emergency in the United States. This will allow funds to be released to support the public health response. CDC's goals during this public health emergency are to reduce transmission and illness severity, and provide information to assist health care providers, public health officials and the public in addressing the challenges posed by this newly identified influenza virus. To this end, CDC has issued a number of interim guidance documents in the past 24 hours. In addition, CDC's Division of the Strategic National Stockpile (SNS) is releasing one-quarter of its antiviral drugs, personal protective equipment, and respiratory protection devices to help states respond to the outbreak. Laboratory testing has found the swine influenza A (H1N1) virus susceptible to the prescription antiviral drugs oseltamivir and zanamivir. This is a rapidly evolving situation and CDC will provide updated guidance and new information as it becomes available.
-From CDC.gov
Dude 1: I feel sick, it feels like a flu but worse.
Dude 2: Prob swine flu.
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Swine Flu: Fat Greedy Mexicans Terrorising the Americans by dressing in pig costumes and invading their country by the millions.
Person one: OMG A PIG
Person two: Swine Flu!!! *runs*
Mexican: Bacon nice, yes?
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"Catching the Swine Flu...", a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman.
Example: "Dave caught the swine flu last night."
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See SARS, Avian Flu, and other BS 20/21st century media conconctions.
Reporter: Oh sweet jesus there is this new swine flu and it is going to kill your children! Oh yeah and did we mention it comes from dirty mexican pigs. Haha i know you dont have to say dirty.
<2 weeks later>
Reporter: Actually it seems that most people survive this previously stated fatal pandemic disease, sorry everyone. Oh yeah that pig farm where it came from is owned by a U.S. corporation...moving on. This week on American idol jimmy jon made a gaffe by singing with a sammich in his mouth.
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