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While taking a shit, you start masturbating, than take your fecal matter and rub it on your pens. Than insert into a creamy vagina.
She wouldn't let me give her a hot carl, so I stuck my reverse Swiss roll in her instead. That chic freaky tho. I didn't even get her name
When you cum in a pile of shit. I mean, what did you expect?
Hey David, wanna do the Swiss Roll again tonight?
No, sorry man, my daddy will spank me again.
When you nutt in her ass and eat it out that's a Swiss roll
Me and Harley were fucking last night and I gave her a Swiss Roll
The best f*cking snack Little Debbie has ever made. Even gods eat them.
Mother: "I'm going to the store to get groceries. Bye!"
Child: " WAIT MOM, DON'T FORGET THE SWISS ROLLS. I NEED THEM TO SURVIVE."
When having sexy time on a sofa bed and the sofa bed rolls back in on itself. Two people are now in a sexy sofa love roll.
We had sex in the spare room last night n got swiss rolled!
When a group of guys ejaculate onto a blanket and then procede to wrap an asian woman in the blanket while she screams I LOVE CALIFORNIA.
That asian chick is hot, lets feed her that california swiss roll!