swissed

To be kicked in the groin by a strange swiss man. Preferably in the middle of a desert, while you and your friends are in the pyramid formation. Like cheerleaders.

Swiss guy: Hey make a pyramid.

Friends: Ok!!

Swiss guy: *kicks everyone*

Friends: Ouch. We were just swissed.

Swiss guy: *laughs*

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swiss

something that's cool but vintage, old school

Check out these sweet swiss Air Jordans, they're so old-school!

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Swiss

Anything that is uber-cool, and generally noted as being cool without exception. Swiss folks have the best chocolate, knives, neutrality, etc. so anything that is "Swiss" is always to be lauded, appreciated, and generally known as amazing.

Your idea for the company prospectus is so much cooler than everyone else's, it's like fully Swiss!!

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swissed

to be sober; not intoxicated

good thing i was swissed when the cop pulled us over.

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Swiss

Cockney Rhyming Slang - Swiss Roll - Arsehole

You hear about old Luke Smith - yeah loves it up the swiss apparently.

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Swiss

Pronunciation of the acronym S.W.S. which means Sice When Satisfied.

“Swiss bowdy?”
“Yarn one sec”

swiss

don’t know how to respond? just say swiss.

amosc- @im.snipertaylor

Person 1: I love you and I want to be with you.. but you don’t want to be with me back

Person 2: swiss.

Another example:

Person 1: I can’t believe that he broke up with me, i thought we would last forever! and on top of that my cat died!

Person 2: swiss