He is the most handsome and kindest soul you'll ever meet. He's very caring and will always be by your side when you need him and will give you life advice that you never knew you needed. He is very understanding and has a very good radar when it comes to people with bad intentions, so don't get on his bad side!! He's very charming and knows how to soothe any girl over and knows how to win a girl's heart. He is an amazing boyfriend and is a perfect suitor for a husband one day. You never want to lose a Szymon because once he leaves.. he's never coming back. Make sure to treat him the way you want to be treated because he has a heart of gold and he's very pure.
I love Szymon. He treats me like a queen <333
A name given to a human being who complains about every aspect of life without end.
Stop being a szymon!
You acting kinda szymon...
You've been szymoning all day!
A sexy polish man, which is amazing at shagging and gets his condom full!
"woah have you seen szymon today?! he is lookin fresh!"
When saying 'Ayo hit trippin' three times you become an honorary Szymon. It is a curse passed on in generations. The origins in Poland created on a Saturday. I have to live through the curse since my friend has recently turned into a Szymon
-Ayo Jit Trippin- Friend
-Thats you're third time you're now an honorary Szymon- Friend 2
- Szymon Transformation is when you become a Szymon since you have said Ayo jit trippin' three times- Friend 3
A one of a kind unique ginger npc. Who believes that he is the superior human being and thinks those that don't look or think like him should be eliminated from human race immediately.
When someone hates Jew's they're known as a syzmon shoepack
If someone's say "I hate jews"
You'll tell em tk stop being a "Szymon shoepack"