D-T

A person whom shamelessly demoralizes girls so that they will give him a hand-job while they are half asleep against there will in a room full of people.

Man 1:Did you see him being a dick to her?
Man 2: Yeah he was being a total D-T

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d/t

Deep throat

She d/t'ed me balls deep last night

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s=d/t

The formula for finding speed. Speed (m/sec) = distance (m) / time (sec)

S=d/t is a way to find the speed of an object.

D-T-F

means: Down To Fuck

used in superbad

"dude, im gonna get laid! shes D-T-F!"

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D T G

Its a short term for "Down to grind?"

Usually used by awkward drunk white guys.

Drunk White Guy: Hey girl, you D T G?!!

Girl: ewww!! get away from me you creep!

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A-S-A-P-T-S-D

A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.

VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”

Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”

I W T D B I D W T K M S

I want to die but I don’t want to kill my self

Friend: hi how are you?
Me good but I W T D B I D W T K M S
Friend: well shit

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