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I want to die but I don’t want to kill my self
Friend: hi how are you?
Me good but I W T D B I D W T K M S
Friend: well shit
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Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now
Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n
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Typical Angelina Dream.
If it were anyone else's dream, it would be crazy, but if it's Angelina's dream, it's just a typical dream.
"Angelina's dream was so crazy!"
"Not really. It is just a T. A. D."
I don't know what you heard about me, But a Deadtool cant get a Bacon out of me, No Duck, no Seat, you can't see, that I'm a motherloving S-B-T-D
Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
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Touch your dick, something a girl says when she’s turned on or likes you.
Girl: I want to t u d
Boy: okay
"T te d" means giant looser. There can be no greater looser than a "t te d." He/she is the looser of loosers.
Alexander: Hey look at that guy named Morris.
Good man: Yeah, he must be a t te d