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when someone breaks up with you on your anniversary
Her: Hey I know we're one month in but i'm not ready to date
Him: OK(depressed look) thinking to self- what the fuck how are you one month in and not ready to date!!! I can't believe this a fucking "anniversary break up"
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What 13-year-olds perceive as the best day of their lives and they think it's the next step to marriage. They're ready to maul their one-week-long boyfriend's boner.
Shanghai: OMG I can't believe it's been one week with bae!!! I love you so much <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Tokyo: OMG want to cum ovur and celebrate with some friends? :):):):):):):) Happy one week anniversary!
Logical Person: Fuck you both, you're both fucking stupid. You're 0-years-old and think you're the coolest person. Stop looking for attention you asshole.
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This is the day 5555 days after one’s wedding. Typically, it goes unnoticed. However, if you married the most amazing woman in the world, you better bring her a large bouquet of flowers to let her know how much you still love her.
April 17 is our 5555 day anniversary.
The celebration of being with your bf/gf for the first month together. Its celebrated every month, until you've accomplished a year, and from there, only anyversaries are celebrated.
One month celebration= one month anniversary
12 month celebration= anniversary
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When a man and a woman are celebrating their anniversary, the man takes a piece of wedding cake saved from their wedding day, and sticks it up into the womans vagina. He then proceeds in sticking his penis into her vagina until it is covered in cake. The woman then sucks the cake off of his penis until he ejaculates.
Man 1: Phil and Clara had a Malaysian Wedding Anniversary last night!
Man 2: Good for them! I hope it was enjoyable!
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The reskin of Halo: Combat Evolved. It was released in 2011 as a separate disk, and re-released for Halo: The Master Chief Collection as campaign. It didn’t contain the original Halo: Combat Evolved multiplayer, instead Halo Reach multiplayer. The classic CE multiplayer came back in the Master Chief Collection.
It was 343’s first game that it made.
Halo Combat Evolved Anniversary’s graphics just got fixed on Halo MCC.
May 13 the day to get in your feelings wit your friends or try to get back wit you ex
Friend 1: guess what day it is
Friend2: May 13
Friend 1: yup but also national heartbreak anniversary day
Friend 2:bet Let’s get in our feeling
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