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The various oils, bodily fluids, and dead skin from an older male 60+ years of age churned and refrigerated into a beautiful golden-brown stick of Grandpa Butter.
I went to my grandparents house and took a stick of Grandpa Butter out of the fridge and buttered my toast. I ended up with a chunk of dead skin stuck between my teeth.
The Redneck Grandpa is a character on YouTube. He is a Redneck Grandpa who hates Women Drivers, Traffic Lights, and being filmed.
Person 1: "Did you see that video of The Redneck Grandpa today?"
Person 2: "Yes, that guy is insane!"
Granpda Rome is a character in the popular online manga, 'Axis Powers: Hetalia!' He
shows up 3 times throughout the show thus far. Once, in the very beginning,
being described as a hero and a legend. Again, for the same purpose later on. He
finally gets some character development, in 'Axis Powers: Hetalia!' season 2,
episode 31, when he shows up inside of Germany's ,(Ludwig's), house in search of
one of his grandchildren, Northern Italy (Feliciano Vargas). He is shown as a
goofy, hungry, fun-loving ladies man, with nothing better to do... Grandpa Rome is
everybody's grandpa, along with his counterpart Germania!
Other Info:
Age(by appearance): 30-ish
Name: Unknown
D.O.B: 509 B.C.
Death: 476 A.D.
"Ah! You must be quite the ignorant person, not to notice because of my
god-like-body, and steel-like-strength, that I am none other than the great
Roman Empire! >:D"
"509 B.C., You banished The King of Etruria and became a Republic....the Roman
Empire."
"Ah ha! I am Grandpa Rome!"=
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Someone who fakes polio until there's something better to do.
Also, a character from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory who was bed-ridden until his grandson won a trip to a slave-run chocolate underworld.
My girlfriend is a Grandpa Joe because she plays sick whenever I want to have sex.
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Man old enough to be a Grandpa, that has a new baby of his own.
Daryl is a Grandpa Daddy, he and his younger wife is having a baby.
Three to Five shots of vodka, 20ml of NyQuil (preferably cherry), and an energy drink of your choice (Nos, Red Bull, etc.)
Man, that Grandpa's Sleepytime had me on my A game.
A term used in the show Metalocalpyse on Episode 1.4 (Dethtroll) by Toki and Skwisgaar to describe old-fashioned, ancient, out of style accoustic guitars- which according to them, should be avoided at all costs because they're apparently for pussies and grandpas. It can be used in the singular and plural sense, due to its pseudo-Nordic roots.
Murderface: What are those wooden things? Chairs?
Barkeep: They are acoustic instruments.
Toki: What is acoustic? Oh, you mean a grandpa's guitars?
Skwisgaar: A grandpa's guitars? That's for pussies and grandpas. I think you know it.
Barkeep: It's your only choice, I'm afraid.
Pickles: Whoa, this is a tough one guys.
Nathan: Pickles is right, we have a tough choice. Playing acoustic is totally lame and not metal. But then again, if we don't put that troll back to sleep, we may never be able to check our e-mail with high-speed DSL again.
Toki: THE GRANDPA'S GUITARS ARE SMASHEDS!!
Skwisgaar: (referring to lake troll) Dudes, here comes that guy!
Nathan: Wait! The phones! Use the Dethphones! Throw them at that guy!
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