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a virgin incel enfp who has mental illnesses and hates themselves
kieran is a shinji kinnie
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A Dirty Shinji is somebody who masturbates to a red head female individual that is in a comatose state. This person will lock the doors of the hospital just to get away with masturbating to a girl in a coma.
Civilian: i heard you locked up a dirty shinji officer.
Police officer: yeah the dirty shinji is getting 15 years
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Biggest pussy in manga/anime history. He does nothing but whine about how hard his life is, and prefers to make people do shit for him. Any other character in Evangelion could be better Protagonist, also his depression is not explanation for anything.
-Shinji Ikari is such a pussy I can't make myself watch any more of those epsiodes, he is way too fucking annoying!
-He only gets worse as time passes by.
-Congratulations, you pussy for ruining everyone experience. (Every character in the ending of the show)
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A virgin incel entp capricorn who has mental illnesses and hates themselves
lorry is a shinji kinnie
lorry is a shinji kinnie
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Sat in the bath tub mulling over your pathetic existence! Staring at ceilings wondering why you're here!
That is what we call a Shinji Ikari emoment!
Use it in a way to express an emo prospective on things, but without being accused to harshly for being a bit emo!
Friend 1:
I was just about to get out of the bath, when it dawned on me. "Who am I, why am I here, will anyone ever appreciate me!"
Friend 2:
OMG that is such a Shinji Ikari Emoment!
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Someone says:
Just had a Shinji Ikari moment in the bath!
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Also Get in the fucking robot, Shinji! Reference to Neon Genesis Evangelion, Episode 1 where Gendo Ikari tells Shinji Ikari to "Get in the robot, Shinji." It has morphed to have the fucking, for added comedic effect or force and you can replace the robot in the sentence with what you want the person you are telling this to do or replace the Shinji with their name. Like this:
From "Get in the robot, Shinji!' or "Get in the fucking car, Shinji!" or " Get in the fucking house, John!" or simply "Get in the robot Bro!"
Fate/stay night's Shinji has a gaming channel where he usually plays Yandere simulator and Neptunia. His videos often include background music from Smosh.
Shinji: hey asshole this is Shinji Matou Gaming and now we are going to be playing huniepop 2 because I am the best mage
Zouken: stfu nigger