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The elevator is too slow; I'll take the magic stairs.
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When you step on a stair that is not there
I fell because I stepped on an air stair
The act of decending a carpeted staircase on your stomach with the aid of a charity bag & or too much alcahol, The bag is to be worn as a poncho with a hole for your head , you then adopt a position simalar to that of a free fall parachutist whilst lying face down at the top of the stairs, gently move yourself forward until stupidity or gravity takes over, steer with your out streched legs & regulate speed with your toes.
I'm too drunk to walk these stairs I,m Stair surfin
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1. Slang term coined by Stewie Griffin for M.C. Escher's painting 'Relativity.'
2. A term expressing excitement or happiness.
1. John - You know that painting with all the steps going in different directions?
Jane - Oh, you mean Crazy Stairs, by Escher.
2. Jane - I got tickets to see Green Day at Wembley Arena,
John - Crazy Stairs.
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a poorly lit stairwell in an out-of-the-way corner of a grungy parking lot that can only be defined as sketchy. So sketchy, in fact, that police tape blocks the entrance.
Jack: The elevator looks crowded, let's take the stairs.
Chris: You mean the rape stairs? It's a frickin' pitch black crime scene! If we don't fall and break our necks, we will at least be walking like Edward Norton after the shower scene in American History X!
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stairs that make a serious clank when you step on them. I mean a serious clank
"jesus these clank stairs"
The guy at work who always flexes about taking the stairs. Usually a middle aged male who could star in a commercial for viagra, arthritis meds, or cholesterol pills.
Random dude waiting on elevator: “Hey what’s up.”
Stairs guy: “I’ll race you”
Stairs guy starts speed walking towards the stairs.