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To force-feed ones hairy ball sack into the vertically positioned and open bung-tunnel of a friend or foe.
John - "Ok Jane, it's time for the Chimney Sweeper!"
Jane - "What's that?"
John - "Bend over and I'll show you."
Jane - "No John, really? Quit playing games and tell me."
John - "Sorry Jane, you're right. The Chimney Sweeper is where you take off your sweatpants, lay on your back, then roll your knees back until they touch your shoulders. This way your butt hole opens up and stares straight at the clouds above. Then I'll hover over your puckered poo packer and plunge both of my not-so-recently shaven jizz tanks past the event horizon of your turd socket. Duh!?"
Jane - "Oh dear. Are you serious?"
John - "Yes Jane, yes I am"
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Slang for a type of shotgun that is drum fed, consequently ammo capacity is a bit larger that any other shotgun.
Street sweepers (in pertinence to firearms) are NOT submachine pistols or any other non-shotgun type firearm.
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A person renowned for avoiding conversation topics and issues of life by using remedies such as redirection, minimisation, avoidance and dismissiveness.
A person who actively replaces the significance and importance of a subject or issue that has been raised for discussion with an insignificant, unrelated, unimportant, off topic alternative for the purpose of avoiding the initial topic or issue.
A person with a reputation for refusing to address required conversations that are commonly considered as essential to occur in order for remedial outcomes.
A person who has a reputation for intentionally avoiding the addressing of issues or topics they deem as difficult or uncomfortable by steering the discussion or conversation away from a particular topic at hand to a completely different topic.
“She is such a carpet sweeper always sweeping the terrible things she has done under the rug”
“ everyone in that family are a bunch of carpet sweepers, they never talk about the terrible things their clan did in this community and somehow if I address it with any of them the conversation always ends up being about how many wonderful kittens they sold at the markets last year”
a team that goes in to a location and kills anything still breathing hence "sweeper " that sweeps up after the job or mission is finished
they were ona sweeper team that was fast skilled effective and clean
when you wipe after pooping and the paper is clean, requiring no further wiping
It was a clean sweeper, I only had to wipe once!
When you shave off all your pubes on to the bathroom floor, then you grab a broom and smack your bitch with it and make her clean it up
i accidentally gave my girl a black eye after that Seattle sweeper last night
When youre gjving a girl a rim job and think youre finishing but you really just peed but she keeps going because she thinks its cum.
This guy was fucking me in the ass the other day and i asked him for a rim job and instead he accidently gave me a pee sweeper.