Thad

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1. Someone with an exaggerated sense of self-worth who is very tiring to be around.
2. A person who acts as though they know everything and dismisses the opinions, comments, or suggestions of others.
3. An A-hole.

"Don’t be such a Thad, you’re giving me douche-chills."

"Steve, you're being such a Thad right now."

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Jerking The Thad

Using yours or someone else's diarrhea as lubricant to masturbate.

I'm feeling a bit wild today... I think I'm going to Jerk The Thad

Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.

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Thad

A combination of thirsty and sad. Sad because someone is currently sexually frustrated. Similar to the word Hangry which is a combination of hungry and angry.

Sara is very thad. She can't stop crying because her boyfriend is out of town.

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Thad-Mode

The process of powering your cell phone off the minute you leave work, so not to get called back into work after hours.

Boss: "I tried calling him but his phone must be in Thad-Mode!".

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thad five

The name given to The Ohio State University's 2006 basketball recruiting class. Included Greg Oden, Michael Conley, Othello Hunter, Daequan Cook, and David Lighty. Coached by head coach Thad Matta.

When me and my niggaz ball we play like the thad five. Straight up for shizzle

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Thad Pad

A nick name for Thaddeus Stevens College of Technology

Hey bro, u wanna link up at the Thad Pad?

Thad Collins

Griffin Collins is a senior at Lake Oswego High. ALL of his friends are freshman and he hits on every freshman girl in the school. Griffin seems to get angry at the smallest things. Griffin is very protective of his crushes and will do many things to ensure that nobody else will talk to his crushes, most likely in fear of being exposed as a freshman predator or that someone would “steal” them away from him. If you start talking to one of his many freshman crushes he will lie and spread rumors about you trying to get the freshman to stop talking to you in attempt to eliminate potential competition, he will even do this to his friends. Griffin has recently been calling himself Thad, and he also has freshman girls call him Thaddy (Thad+daddy) he thinks it’s a clever nickname, but really it makes him sound like a pedophile. He has betray many of his friends and will most likely continue to do so. He has claimed that he is getting into Ohio State University, but his GPA is a 1.8, also to be noted he recently said he is going to Penn State. He will most likely end up in jail for pedophilia if he stays on his current path. I strongly advise that you do not go near or associate yourself with him especially if you are a young girl.

Thad Collins must stop hitting on freshman

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