TMS

Trump Messiah Syndrome - the condition that prohibits a person from making or accepting rational criticism about Donald Trump.

Donald Trump could shoot a baby in the face and the portion of his supporters with TMS would blame the baby!

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tms

An abbreviation for "touch myself." To be used in sexual and seemingly non-sexual contexts.

Scenario 1
Dan: How is that Chipotle bowl, Savannah?
Savannah: Fabulous, Dan. How is your pot roast?
Dan: *breaths deeply* TMS. *hand*

Scenario 2
Dan: oh my god, Kent is walking toward us.

Savannah: *heavy breathing* TMS.

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TMS

The Maestro Shufflers. One of the most badass shuffle "crews" there are. They dance the Melbourne Shuffle and are damn good at it. Go watch videos of them on youtube!

TMS- Danielzz is a wicked shuffler.

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TM

A TM is short for Trouble Maker, In the car business this is to describe people who show up on the lot with absolutly no intention of buying and to just cause trouble.

Those fucking TM's made me waste 2 fucking hours with them, I knew they were TM but the owner made me go say hi.

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TM

an abbreviation of the nickname tits maghee. Commonly used as an abbreviation to appear as an appropriate nickname when said in public. The bearer of this nickname most likely has very large, beautiful breasts.

Jack: "Hey TM! You've got some big ass boobies."

Sarah: "Hahaha. Oh Jack, you're so silly."

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Tm

a short way of saying tomorrow

kristine: bring me my stuff tm
cath: okay i will

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TM

TOO MUCH. Used to describe a person that takes anything too far. It could be a horrible oufit, a bad joke, a come on, or just an annoying person that is constantly being a pest.

JG never knows when to shut his trap, he is TM!
Courtney sometimes drinks TM and gets aggressive.
Kel never knew you could take TM fiber pills, she learned that lesson the hard way.
Jill might as well marry Dagney Taggert, her love for Atlas is TM!!!

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