A manโs best friend
Toilets are a manโs best friend
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A device used to rid of things you don't want someone to find or be caught with, usually hash or related objects.
The cops showed up, so I flushed my stash in the toilet.
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whoa, check out that crap in that toilet, it looks like maria!
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The toilet feels good on your face after a hard night of drinking.
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1. A sexual act when you shit and piss into your partner's mouth and then yank their ear and pour water into their mouth, as if flushing a toilet. Past tense: toileted, present tense: toileting future tense: will toilet
Guy:Dude I did the toilet with my girlfriend last night!
Guy2: Ew dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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A porcelain deposit for waste of the human butt. Great place for an epiphany.
"Hey the toilet's on fire."
"Now where are we going to make important decisions??"
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The place where all of your problems are solved
Yo, bro, I need to take a dump on the toilet
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