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sex with your personal trainer
After a long day of teaching, LuLu can not wait for tonight's session with the guy she met at the gym!
A fantastic song written and performed by Eric Clapton.
It was first seen on his 1977 album, Slowhand and has remained a Clapton classic since.
This song has assisted men in getting laid since 1977.
Person 1: Did you go to the Clapton concert?
Person 2: Yeah, man, he opened with Wonderful Tonight, shit was so chill.
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i think the only ESPN show that isnt contaminated with junk that ESPN is turning into
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or asd?
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'end' the night/ want to go home
- I think we should call it for tonight
- Yeah, ok. I see you tomorrow
- Bye and thanks for this evening
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Asian tonight means you go out find an Asian partner to have sex.
“What do you want to have tonight?”
“Asian tonight please”
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An exciting bi-weekly live show hosted by Frankfurt International School's Student Media Team featuring live performances by the schools talents and pre recorded videos focusing on up and coming technology as well as past school events. A must watch on FISTV's YouTube Page!
Sean: Wow, have you seen the new episode of Tonight Live?
Max: No bro, what happened?
Sean: It was sheer dankness bruv - you really missed out on something!
TBS's "attempt" at a late-night television show. Usually not very funny, although it is listed as a comedy. Ruins most peoples opinions of George Lopez, although he wasn't very funny to begin with.
Jim - "Wanna watch Lopez tonight?"
Jake - "I would rather be mulled by thousands of tigers, ripped in half.....the long way, and then be set on fire."
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