TV

who the fuck said that money was the root of all evil it clearly is NOT, TV is the root of all evil. well known fact.

that fooking tv caused me a divorce cos my husband kept yelling shudup even when crap came on it!

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TV

Short for "time vacumn", because a television —and any other devise with a screen, such as computers, portable video games, cell phones, etc.— tend to suck your time away without you noticing.

"Sorry I'm late for our wedding, honey. I sat down in front of the TV and didn't see the time pass".

"But Larry ... you don't HAVE a TV!"

"Oh, yeah. I meant my digital camera. I was taking pictures of my penis to get you hot for our honeymoon, and I couldn't stop retouching myself"

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tv

Transvestite. Some escort services list them as TVTS or 'Transvestite/Transexual'

See www.eros.com for examples. NASTY NASTY NASTY. That's just wrong.

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TV

What idiots watch if they have nothing better to do, or just don't care and are lazy. Commonly known for having nothing interesting on. If you want good viewing, go on YouTube or something. Just don't get your brains sucked out by this garbage.

Guy 1: Hey, we're gonna go to an awesome party tonight. You in?

Guy 2: Nah, I'm watching TV.

Guy 1: Fine then, whatever.

-LATER-

Guy 2: Durrrr.... durrrr... durrr.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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TV

The object that has divorced couples and families for centuries.
Tv is Satan’s hand-made object

Don’t buy a tv

Timothy is watching tv
Mother: GIMME THAT REMOTE

Father: NO ME
Sister: ME
Timothy: AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH

TV

shortened version of television;people like to watch it a lot

Joe:Hey dude let's got watch TV.
Ed:Ok.

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TV

Television

Often watched for far too long.


An easy way of parenting for lazy bums on the welfare. Kill 'em all.



Also used for "transvestite"- someone who dresses out of their gender.

A-Team was the best show ever to get on TV.


Yo mama a tv.

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