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noassatall tablets

The medicine that a woman with a flat ass takes. No-ass-at-all.

I see that Paris Hilton is still taking her noassatall tablets.

by Kenneth Brown August 15, 2006

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fujitsu tablet

the fujitsu tablet is the worst piece of computer ever created. the pen or "stylist" if you will never works and the touch screen technology is archaic. genuinely the worst and most un user friendly laptop ever.

hows your laptop?

awful, its a fujitsu tablet

true bro

by mcbiddy14 October 13, 2011

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Tablet Jackers

The fuckers that steal your iPad or android tablet and play games on it for hours and often creates ipad traffic.

Alexis: Hey man, you've been on my ipad for like 3 hours and the battery is almost dead. I need it back so I can write about you on Urban Dictionary.

Rebecca: Hang on I'm almost done with this picture

Alexis: God damn Tablet Jackers!!

by Hangin_Niggaz July 14, 2011

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fuckoff tablet

to totally disregard anothers feelings/opinions/behaviour/wishes etc. and carry on doing your thing regardless. Ignore someone , belittle in conversation , action , or make others do so. Generally to make people feel un wanted /un needed/un necessary

christ! the boss wanted me to work til 10 last night , no way on friday !! so i gave him a fuckoff tablet!

hear that prick talkin shit last night? got on my fuckin nerves, so i gave him a fuckoff tablet

by groovywordbender June 10, 2011

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drawing tablet

you like digital art and you use devientart.
and you play osu!.

guy 1: i have a drawing tablet in my room
guy 2: do you play osu?
guy 1: yes and i use devientart.
guy 2: wth is devientart

by quinetn March 24, 2022


Taki Tablet

When an Indian downy spills Takis on his new samsung tablet playing clash royale, he will also throw some Pepsi on it too for his minecraft build. It is like cheeto Ipad except the person says AMMMAAAA WHERE IS MY TAKI TABLUTT. He then gets bored and breaks a wall in a bazaar.

"That guy is such a taki tablet he spilled Pepsi and Takis all over his iPad and broke a wall in a bazaar!"

by Karthik soap June 1, 2017


apple tablet

A new product that will be released on januray 27th, 2010 in San Fransisco. It will be so amazing the everyone will flock over it and people will starve so they can save up enough to buy one immediately. Little do they know that the Rev A products will be plagued with issues such as screens that are off color and over heating and denting issues.

With all that said it will still be a revolutionary product and other compaines like Dell and HP will try to copy it but fail horribly.

Wait for rev B

John: "wow, Bill look! Steve Jobs just announced the apple tablet its awesome"

Bill: "awesome. Its going to be one of the greatest innovations ever, i cant wait till i buy one next year"

John: "why next year, im ordering mine right now! i may have to stop eating for a couple weeks but its worth it!"

Bill: "ok, hope you buy applecare for that thing and live close to the store and when its plauged with Rev. A issues dont post threads on Macrumors bitching about how youve had 5 replacements already"

John: "stop being a jerk it will be fine"

Bill: "suit yourself..."

5 months later

Bill: "hows ur tablet"

John: "screw you"

by islate man January 21, 2010

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