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When you got to the bathroom to poop, and most of it goes well but the last little bit won't leave.
Friend: Hey, man, you we're in there a while. Everything okay?
You: Yeah, I had to take a 'Trump'.
Friend: What?!
You: A Trump, the turd wouldn't get out no matter how hard I pushed.
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To have a bowel movement so large you worry you'll have difficulty flushing it away.
I really need to take a Trump but Mary's toilet is low flush. I may have to flush 10 or 15 times.
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Excuse me, but I gotta take a Trump. I've had diarrhea all day.
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Another way of saying taking the trash out replace trash with trump also insinuating that trump stinks
Isabel:mum I'm taking the trump out it really stinks
Mum: okay
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Another term for taking a shit, or literally; “your ass is taking a shit”. Makes sense because ‘Trump’ and ‘Biden’ are proper definitions for ‘Shit’ and ‘Ass’.
Gerald: Hey where’s Richard?
Marcus: Oh his Biden’s taking a Trump he’ll be right out.
Gerald: Oh ok.
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The act of relieving oneself in public, or in a public space, in the night while others sleep so it is the first thing they see and talk about all day long
"I physically couldn't hold it anymore; I had to take a trump when I posted that."
"I barely dodged that bullet; I'ma have to take a trump."
"I’ve been looking for work for months in this economy; I'ma have to take a trump and see what comments I get."
"I was talking to Stan and Karen about their #basic wall issue with their neighbor since everyone went #in on them when they #took their trump."
"Ask #Bae first before you #take a trump."
"Are they #woke or just #taking a trump?"
"Since his breakup, he's always #thirsty and #taking a trump."
"When interviewed by the press, he #took a trump and #clapped back."
At the supermarket: "Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron - Get back in the car! Why are you all so #FOMO and so #extra? Do you have to #take a trump all at the same time?"
In: "I was talking to Stan and Karen about their #basic wall issue since everyone went #in on them when they #took their trump online."
Woke: Politically speaking - "Are they #woke or just #taking a trump?"
Thirsty: "Since his recent breakup, today again, he is always #thirsty and #taking a trump."
Clap Back: "When interviewed by the press, the governor #took a trump and #clapped back."
FOMO: "Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric, Tiffany, and Barron - Get back in the car! What the #FOMO you're all so #extra! Do you really have to #take a trump all at the same time?"
Or, No #FOMO you each get one-fifth of #sugar daddy’s #moolah unless you’re three-fifths related.
To defecate.
Take a shit.
Drop a trump.
Dude, I gotta take a trump.
Bro, I need to drop a trump ASAP.