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AN EX WHO IS PURE EVIL. One with whom you have a volatile and toxic relationship with. One who manipulates their victim with marathon sex sessions, checks back in when you're happy and blows your happiness up just for fun- like a cat plays with a mouse before killing it. An ex you have such an extensive toxic history with and who that history is such pure awfulness with that you can just SENSE their energy and presence and treachery are afoot..
Ron Swanson:
“Look, Tammy and I don’t work. We are oil and water. Or oil, and TNT, and C4, and a detonator, and a butane torch. Nothing good will come-”
(Ron interrupts himself)
Ron Swanson:
“Wait…”
(Alarmed, he stands up and looks around his office)
Ron Swanson:
“She’s here, isn’t she?”
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A very innocent and sweet girl with good morals.
"Hey Tammy!"
"Hey, what's a condom?"
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Tammys' are loyal and trustworthy people. They are confident and don't give a sh*t about people's opinions about them. But even though they have a calm, kind attitude, there's a fiery temper in there waiting to be released. One wrong move and it's up to bed with no dinner🤣.
Tammys' are very sporty and are amazing musically. They are also academic and have a lot of skills to show off in the big wide world.
If you have a Tammy, never let her go because even though it might not seem like it now, she will be your best friend for life, and the best thing that ever happened to you.
Man 1: aww... That woman was so nice and helped me carry my shopping, I got her number, such a babe.
Man 2: Dude, I know her, she's called Tammy!
Man 1:...
Man 2: Dude.... You got a situation....
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when a racist or otherwise republican woman is a bitch for no reason, when a female wants ear sex, when a woman likes douchebag men, when a person acts as if they are the daughter of satan, when any human being that has a large head refuses to shop at wal-mart. tammies can be used as a noun to refer to the 69 daughters of satan
I heard they ate popeye when he died, they were forced too as their mom was tammying and refused to buy her family food.
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Heyy guys it’s Tammy welcome back to another mudbank were going to ex pleeeeer go get to the good stuff 👅👅
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