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A tampon is either a clever ginger or vampire with an affinity for himself. At first a tampon will seem like a multidimensional and enticing human being. This is how they lure their victims in. Often the victim of a tampon only realizes that the tampon is indeed just a tampon after they are in too deep. There are 2 main give-aways of a tampon - The paleness and red hair. Their pale bodies are really just a white cotton stick and their "red hair" is really just a pile of bloody uteran lining. Often what we call string they think is something else.
Noun.
Some one who looks like a used tampon, and smells like one as well.
Adj.
Pertaining to being a tampon.
(i.e. That guy was so tampon)
Girl: That ginger boy was such a self absorbed phoney. Gr, it gets to me how he brags about breaking hearts - so young.
Girl 2: Seriously, don't worry, he is just a tampon.
Girl 3: WHAT A TAMPON HEAD!!! he smell so fish fish.
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Noun. Racial slur against WHITE people.
A tampon is white and "stuck up", like many white people.
White girls are tampons.
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A derogatory term for a newer-model Ford Mustang, usually when driven by a male simply for its macho-factor.
Dude1 "That guy's car is a tampon."
Dude2 "Why's it a tampon?"
Dude1 "Cuz every pussy has one!"
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A white tubular contraction (plasic/or cardboard) that holds white cotton that absorbs blood that pours out of your pussy during mensturation. Be sure to get the scented kind because your pussy could get kind of smelly at this time.
Girl: mom why is my piss red?
mom: honey ill get the tampons
Girl: I CANT PUT IT IN!
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The person in the backseat of a car who sits in the middle. Also referred to as bitch.
I call not Tampon, or;
I'll sit anywhere but tampon.
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A sharp object inserted while having anal sex. It can sometimes be eaten by wolves and is common pray to Binosaurs and wetbacks. It's very common in masturbation and foreplay. It can smell like shit and is somtimes brown and somtimes it's pink. Normally owned by celeberities.
Nicole Richie went to the store to buy a Tampon but got attacked by wolves and wetbacks outside just moments after her purchase.
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The sensation of a giant dick shoved up you ass
Father says: "Doens't a tampons feel like a large dick up in your know what?"
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