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A form of expression favored by people who cannot express their individuality through productive means for want of the mental and/or creative capacity. Popular with teenage girls, frat boys, chain-smoking broads, and late 19th/early 20th century sailors.

Teenage Girl: I would like a tattoo that reflects my individuality and unique personality.

Sleazy Tattoo Artist: How about a butterfly on your hip?

Teenage Girl: Its like you read my mind!

by The Ghost of Ambrose Bierce March 10, 2009

375๐Ÿ‘ 206๐Ÿ‘Ž


tattoo

A form of art-work. Usually a picture imprinted on the body to describe one's personality or feelings. It's a very serious art, not one to carelessly mess around with.

I think I'm going to get a tattoo.
Do you think getting a tattoo will hurt?

by millies June 21, 2003

565๐Ÿ‘ 323๐Ÿ‘Ž


tattoo

quickest way of spotting a wanker

person 1 to person 2 - i just knew you was a wanker what with those tattoos you have

by bibbleboo September 10, 2010

201๐Ÿ‘ 117๐Ÿ‘Ž


tattoo

another fashion trend among some people thinking they actually have something to say that's both important and permanent.

I have a serious need for coolness and heavily into that scene so I'm going to mark up my body to prove with yet another tattoo since I don't have any other way of communicating my individuality with those around me.

by Joe Young October 20, 2007

159๐Ÿ‘ 106๐Ÿ‘Ž


tattoo

A mark made on a lark which shows not in the dark.

That tattoo is gonna haunt me for the rest of my life; then decorate my corpse after I'm gone.

by BabyTaylor March 26, 2008

122๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


TATTOOING

PROFESSIONALY STABBING SOME WHINY PRICK REPEATEDLY FOR MONEY

GUY1"I WANT A TATTOO ON MY ARM BUT I WAS TOLD ITS GONNA HURT" ARTIST" DEPENDS ON THE PERSON BUT IT AINT THAT BAD" GUY 1 DURING THE TATTOOING .."HOLY CRAP THAT AINT BAD BUT GEEZ WHEN YOU HIT THAT SPOT"

by CODY BAIRD October 21, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


tattoo

21st century uniform requirement.

fuck what my parents say ....when im old enough, Im NOT gonna get a tattoo.

by da Wordman October 30, 2003

191๐Ÿ‘ 147๐Ÿ‘Ž