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Euphemism for masturbation.
Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"
Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."
When a man grabs his crotch and shakes it or thrusts it outward while giving the middle finger.
Dude, he just gave you the old bird-flip junk-thrust taunt. You must have really upset him.
To deliberately walk out in front of an autonomous vehicle knowing that it will stop
What happened to Wade?
He was jay taunting and the passenger got out and kicked his ass.
Origin - Social Media jargon in association to messenger apps, including but not limited to, Facebook.
1.) Verb - The conscious act of starting to type then stopping to induce a reaction (typically negative & emotional) from the receiving party;
2.) Verb - The intentional act of intentionally typing, deleting, and re-typing (usually nonsense) and lastly suddenly logging off without sending any message for the sheer satisfaction of knowing that the other person is an avid dot watcher resulting in an unfavorable emotional response in the receiving party, in which their own anxiety/panic level starts rising with each key stroke at the endless possibilities of the unknown;
3.) Verb - that moment when you suddenly realize that you are either being fucked around with by some maniacal bitch who knows that you obsessively dot watching, or that same person sending the message is so pissed off that you are scared to read the book that is being written.
Please see Dot watch
Example, "So after we went out on our first date, we started messaging about strange sexual fantasies, and that is when I realuzed that I was a victim of Dot-Taunting for over an hour! I guess she really wasn't into me, bro."
When you shoot a jumper in somebodys face (making it Rain) and once you make it you put the back of your hands on your head looking like antlers on a reindeer.
Mike shot a jumper in zach's face then did the raindeer taunt it was classic
When you spill a beverage on your shirt
My mom always yells at me for gooch taunting my new shirts.
When a police officer pulls out personal lube on a criminal; especially a cop-killer or chomo. This one happened in Florida! WKRN News 2 in Jacksonville reported on this as the police officer gave the attempted murderer a little gift as in the personal lubricant. Maine Gov. Paul LePage would easy had made the crack as in 2013 Sen. Andrew Ian Dodge (1967-2014) reported for the Huffington Post on a similar remark.
Only In Florida a police officer would pull a K-Y Taunt as in pulling out a bottle of K-Y Jelly to a nineteen year old who was going away to prison in the courtroom, "You will need this where you're going!" The one taunted was 21 year old, Kevin Rojas, as it was documented on twitter.
“I brought a little gift for you,” the officer told Rojas, according to Action News Jax. “You will need it where you are going.”
Some on twitter were groaning because the cop made a gleeful rape joke; as in what to avoid in prison aka contracting the monster.