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Doyle's Tavern

a legend who owns a bar and gives people free drinks

are you going to Doyle's Tavern tonight we are gonna get sloshed

by big cock brad October 31, 2020


bell tavern

One of the upscale neighborhoods in Downingtown. Basically a neighborhood in Downingtown that used to have many white people, but it’s now full of Indians. However, these Indians are all very close-knit and they hold “Diwali Parties” which are apparently a HUGE deal. There’s some brown kids in the neighborhood that try to act white, but nobody likes them. Every kid in this community goes to STEM Academy. East Ward Elementry School is the Elementary School that the kids go to. It is known as “the ghetto school.” Catch everyone doing “sehr” (strolling) in the Bell Tavern Park.

The Truman Way Kids in Bell Tavern are always playing in the backyard.

by HypeBeast111 April 1, 2018


tavern dump

The massive shit you take after consuming food from a tavern or pub.

Guy 1: Dude, this burger is pretty damn good.
Guy 2: Just wait until the tavern dump later.

by OctobersFate August 18, 2011


tadpole tavern

Sluts/Prostitute's vagina,

After an unsuccessful night trying to pull chicks,Steve went to the local brothel to blow a load in a Tadpole tavern

by flange commander August 31, 2015


little tavern

a fast food joint with crappy little burgers called deathballs that are surprisingly good. most of them have closed down and are harder to find than a white castle (which incidently serves Slyders which are basically deathballs)

tho good they are not nearly as good as a fresh Slyder from white castle

dude lets go to little tavern if we can find one otherwise we'll go to white castle

by killermudmonkey July 3, 2008

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tavern bitch

old tavern made. but nowadays just a strong, drunk, angry woman.

none

by heavy drinker September 18, 2003

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Sumerian Tavern Joke

The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.

i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E

by Richard Haass March 15, 2022