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People who liked school so much that they couldn't stand to leave.They 'have a passion for kids' and could never regret following the career path they chose.
They think that everyone likes them no matter what. Truthfully, nobody likes them at all.
Teachers are fun to annoy.
*Ways To Annoy Your Teachers:
1. Don't write your name on your papers.
2. Ask a lot of pointless questions that have nothing to
do with what you are learning. (ex: Why do you write
with a blue pen instead of a black one?)
3. Mumble LOUDLY to yourself while you are taking a test.
4. Role your pencil on your desk.
5. Refuse to answer questions out loud (on accout that it
conflicts with your religious beliefs).
6. Refer to your teacher as Sir or Mam. End every sentence
with Sir or Mam. (ex: The answer to number 13 is 9, Sir)
7. Don't pay attention. Say 'what?' everytime they call on
you.
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People that teach you in school. They could be good or bad. Most are bad if you have my teachers. Like my math teacher would cry in front of the room about how like her. Most of them act like they care, but they don't.
The worst teacher I've ever had is my current home ect teacher. She hates all of her students except her favorite. She yells at you for the smallest reason, and never stops talking about the house that she is bluiding. Everyone hates her. She doesn't deserve her job. God, I hate her.
The best yeacher was my old reading teacher. She was cool.
Teachers make school boring.
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A man or woman who stands up in front of the classroom on the first day of school and tells you they teach "differently" than all the teachers you have had in the past. They then proceed to give you work to do from your textbook.
Teacher: I teach differently than most teachers you have had, we do a lot of fun activities in here. Now open up your books to page 267 and answer questions 1-5.
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Someone who barely gets paid and takes her/his anger on people (students).
1. My teacher gave me tons of useless homework for the weekend. What a bitch!
2. How did i end up being a teacher??!!! Even a cop and a janitor make more money than me! I'm gonna take my anger on those little motherfuckers! Tons of homework for the weekend!!! Hahahahaha (evil laugh) hahaha...
lol
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a little fuckface who dosent give a fuck about you and only wants to give you math homework
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A person who helps you solve problems you would never have without them.
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While telling a sexually charged story, yelling profanities, or sticking waterbottles in you pants have a lookout yell TEACHER!!!!!! when a teacher is near, as not to be beaten with a paddle. FOR BEST effect every one must yell the word AS LOUd and as many times as possible(so you dont look suspicious) and then begin to dance in a robotic fashion
So i stuck a hamster in my ass and heard it scream....
lookout-TEACHER!!!! (everyone stops and dances)
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