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A bastardization of "tl;dr", which is a bastardization of "Too long ; Didn't read." Usually presented in the form of a photochopped image of a deer.
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When your significant other (usually the woman) accuses you of cheating or being unloyal
Justin: Bro my girl asked for my snapchat password
Zach: Shit dude, code teal!
The person that helped you pick up the pieces when you were at your lowest without even realising, the person you want to go to whenever you're struggling
A video shared on WhatsApp that looks innocent and starts innocent but then the sound of fucking descends loudly. Guaranteed to only happen in public or in front of someone else’s children.
Ffs, I’ve been Mike Tealed again
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A teal person is someone who lights up the room as soon as they enter it. They’re perfect in every way, shape, or form. They refuse to believe it, and no matter how many times you say it, they laugh it off and disagree. This person has changed your life for the better, and they never realize how much they’ve affected your life.
“Wow, Fern is such a teal person… they’ve never realized it either!”
Someone who you can always go to for both comfort and advice. You can tell them anything and you can always trust that they will give their honest opinion without judgement, but with care. They have a healing presence surrounding them, and they will always welcome you with open arms. They may be shy and reserved when you first meet them, but once that barrier melts away with time they will become a home for you. Don't ever let go of your teal.
Person 1: You seem to be doing a lot better these days. I know that you've had a lot on your plate for a while now, what kept you from losing it?
Person 2: Well, you can thank Kit for everything really. Meeting them changed my life, they were there for me at my lowest and helped me get back on my feet. I don't know where I'd be without them.
Person 1: Wow, they seem to be really special to you!
Person 2: Of course! They're my teal, and I won't trade that for anything.
Teal Swan is an American spiritual teacher, author, and social media personality who claims that suicide is like "pushing the reset button".
Teal Swan: "What suicide is, is pushing the reset button... There is nothing wrong with suicide"
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