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When a man sits back and two women scissor with his penis in the middle.
Man to wife: Hey, i think your friend is hot, you guys trying to give me a taco tag team?
Wife: Yes
When three individuals, regardless of their sexual orientation, participate in a sexual activity whilst each individual holds their hands together palm to palm above their head. Each persons hands must remain above their heads for the duration of the activity.
Joakim: dude my arms are tired
Ricky: whys that?
Joakim: Egyptian Tag Team
Ricky: that make sense
When you are fucking a girl near a window you pull out and let another guy go in. Then you run down across the street and wave to the girl. Never letting her know that some other guy is fucking her until she sees you.
Wat the fuck did you canadian tag team me.
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When two people go "tag-team dumping" it is similar to tag team wrestling except that after one person has dumped they leave the toilet without flushing and the second team member goes in and dumps on the existing dump. In a competition format the first team to block the toilet wins.
Belly Boy & Big Kev make a great tag team dumping team - the amount of orange juice those guys drink in the morning means they can dump for Britain.
Heard the noise when the big bald guy from the office next door is taking a dump - he'd be a great tag team dumping partner!
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The passive paticipant in the sexual act of being penetrated in every available orifice all at the same time.
Would usually refer to a female being pranged in her ass perhaps two at the same time, two in her pussy and 2-3 in her mouth.
It usually results in a disgusting Bukake finish.
It can also refer to a gay male encounter but just not so much cock at the same time.
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A female that can taken two or more dicks at one time like a champ.
Rachel is a true tag team champion.
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When a whord of those little urban urchins we otherwise know as chavs, attack pedestrians in insanely large and hooliganish numbers in order to prove a point that they're "hard mate, don't mug or murk me off blud as I'll knock you spark out" or to just steal a worthwhile valuable item, which may often to them be something that you hadn't had the time to assign any value like a 1 penny coin or a fake pearl bracelet or possibly just possibly a very old, extremely crap, rusty bicycle which lacks brake power, a second wheel and a few spokes - yeah they really will take anything they can and then whorde it in their garbage lined dens.
Oh sorry we're late, we got chav tag-teamed on the way here, so Rich had to kick one of them in the teeth and Sarah let them have it with some cheap hairspray she had lying in the recesses of her handbag.
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