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When you say you are working from home but you are really falling asleep at the keyboard due to being comfortable at home. At times the napping may be replaced by watching a movie or playing video games.
I decided to work from home today but little does the boss know I was tele-napping cause I stayed up too late last night playing video games
1. What really happens when office personnel work from home via internet client software.
2. Watching Oprah, Days of our Lives or Maury or other daytime trash during telework hours.
3. Taking an hour trip to Starbucks, and a two-hour lunch with the BFF during telework hours.
"Heather is teleworking but she does not answer emails and she posted online about her carmel mocha latte. That's not tele-work, that's tele-fuckoff."
when you and one or many of your home boys are txting each other about a show whilst all partici-pants watching the same show and txting each other on what just happened.
Guy 1- yo dude you watching the biggest loser all these fat asses are jiggilin
Guy 2 - yeah man im vomiting we r tele texting so much lately
guy1- yeah i know i pretty much invented it
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A person who is usually getting beat in the wilderness of Runescape, and decides to teleport out of the wilderness.
PLayer A: * gets a 26 hit on him then teleports*
Player B: Stupid noob. What a tele tubby!
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In the game of runescape (which is an MMORPG) there are certain areas where you can fight other players. If you are in a fight and teleport out. You are referred to as a teletubby. Meant to be an insult.
"O my god i was about to kill that guy and he teleported! Stupid tele tubby!"
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1) The Daily Telegraph, a London based conservative newspaper often enlisted in boring and dull propaganda for the UK Conservative Party.
2) One who writes such propaganda; more generally those who follow such lines, whether readers or not, bloggers and posters of such mind and expression.
3) (More generally) tedious, tendentious, dull in a dispirited and dispiriting way.
The Daily Telegraph when acting in propagandist mode, and its writers, readers, bloggers and posters in like actions.
"Think I've been dully teled."
"Doom, doom, and thrice Dully Tele. . . "
"You Dully Teles" get on everyone's . . . nerves . . "
"Dully Tele or {Dilly Tele, that is the question . . "
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Verb. /telifoun/
To call a person's mobile number repeatedly while they are wearing a Teletubbies costume, thereby causing them much aggravation as they attempt to unzip the suit with their mitten-hands and access the call.
Must be performed in plain sight of the subject.
Person 1: Oh man, check out Ben! I'm going to Tele-phone him now while he's still in costume.
Person 2: Haha, awesome, he can't even get his Tinky Winky hands off.
Person 1: Let's continue until he has a rage blackout.
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