fackin tell me

when someone shoots you a goodie, you inform them that they must tell you

Originates from the latin saying, shoot me a goodie.

Person 1: Pull your mask up

Person 2: why don’t you come over, we can sit down with some nice south amereecan coffee, and you can fackin tell me

Tell me about it

used as an ironic acknowledgment of one's familiarity with a difficult or unpleasant situation or experience described by someone else.

Mo: i want to have hot sex with you
Emily: tell me about it

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tell me a joke

never say this to me. nevver!

"hey, diane, tell me a joke"
"you're just scared of my pharao moans"

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Tell me more

Another way of telling someone to "shut the fuck up" or to silence someone of stupid ideas or talk.

Mark: I honestly don't like animals.
Josh: Tell me more, asshole.

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Tell me dazai

The quoted conversation between Ōgai Mori and Osamu Dazai, which takes place minutes before they begin having hot gay sexual intercourse. In 2021, many clash royale players on tiktok used this conversation as a sound in their gameplay, to show that they love having gay sexual intercourse.

"tell me dazai, why is it you wish to die?" "please mori fuck me in the ass right now i want your 3 inch cockkkk"

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tell me why

an overused phrase made up by three UC merced stooges. Often used to exaggerate the importance of what they are about to say.

tell me why, the other day i tried so hard to impress shealtiel, but for some reason he still didn't payed me any attention. i felt really stupid afterwards.

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can't tell me nothin'

A phrase that instantly refutes hating, unwarranted criticism, and other nonsense when said criticism is levied directly at its object, as opposed to through an intermediary. Made popular by the Kanye West song of the same name.

Playa': {Walks into club, solo, sporting black fedora and one-button blazer.}

Hater #1: Ayo, nigga, Usher want his hat back!

Hater #2: Yo, ur homiez shinin' up the Benz, gee?

Playa': Man, y'all can't tell me nothin'!!

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