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Temperature Tease

When a girl rubs her mans cock with icecold panties

Yo man,my girl wanted to try some kinky shit so she hit me with the Temperature Tease.

by j-boss October 23, 2007


waterpark temperature

when trying to get a substance, typically water, to the desired temperature but instead fail to do so resulting in the temperature being both too cold and too hot, like the temperature of water at most waterparks

Bro: "Dude, this morning, the friggin shower was stuck at waterpark temperature for like 15 minutes"
Dude: "Bro that sucks"

by Turn.Up.Alex November 27, 2018


Meat Temperature

Described as the Heat coming from a man's genitalia. Especially during a hot day. Describing the Farenheit or Celsius degree of heat can really explain the degree of heat during a given day

"Man, that warehouse was hot today. My meat temperature was like 110 degrees"

by Robitaille January 20, 2012

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Temperature Gauge

A word used synonymously with the word thermometer. Usually a substitute for when you cannot think of the word thermometer.

Dillon was ridiculed when using the word temperature gauge, although the joke is on Garrett, Sean, and Charley because it is the proper usage of the word.

by Dr. Saw June 22, 2006

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low temperature

Apparantly in text language to year7s low temperature means not hot. Year8s think it means not cool.

Monica- OMGSH he is so hot.

Hayley- I'd say. I dont know why he is going out with allie who is completely low temperature.

by Hayleysaccount November 5, 2007

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Room Temperature Challenge

When a person is killed its body temperature lowers to that of the room it's in. Clearly you never want to win the room temperature challenge.

The robber thought he could get away with the money but ended up taking the room temperature challenge.

by not John Correia May 12, 2018

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Room Temperature Jeffrey

When one defecates from the top of a ladder onto someone beneath it. The feces hypothetically reaches room temperature once it strikes the recipient. Popularly used as a form of punishment.

Tom: Hey Jeff, it's Tom! What's goin' on?

Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.

Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.

Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.

Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.

Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.

Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.

Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!

Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!

Jeff: *grunts*

*splat*

NEXT DAY...

Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.

Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.

Ralph: What's that?

by UrbanProphet July 29, 2009

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