noah templeton

a super awesome person who is irresistible

i love Noah Templeton

A Templeton

After the rat in Charlotte's Web, it's a person who is a jerk, but will do good for their own selfish purposes

1: Did you see that guy over there helping with the can drive?

2: Yeah
1: He's only doing it to get extra credit
2: He's such a templeton

Archie Templeton

biggest cock in the world. he could stick it anywhere and no one would get mad because of the sheer girth of it alone.

Fran wants Archie Templeton's cock