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The part of your brain that makes you think about sex.
I'm so horny all the time, it's because I can't control my temporal lobe.
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the act of traveling back in time and haveing sex with your self.
if you travle back in time and have sex with your self, you have practiced retro-temporal-autoeroticism
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The act of pooping so hard that you become immediately hungry and then the proceeding feast only leads to yet another poop. A vicious cycle. Particularly when you can no longer remember if the loop was started by a poop or a meal, at this point you know you have entered a temporal causality poop.
Dude I found the best 24-hour all-you-can-eat Buffet in Vegas with really nice toilets inside. I totally forced myself into a temporal causality poop. I was there for days!
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refers to a hunter/destroyer machine, programmed to target the earth-boy (Dib) in the past, to ensure he will not be a problem to us (Zim and Gir) in the present.
unfortunately, the machine is incompatible with the space-time object replacement device.
TeMPORAL DISPLACEMENT IN PROGRESS!!
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A political doctrine expressing the present and temporary disdain for the crazy motives of politicians and the populace in general, stemming from the words temporal ("pertaining to the present time"), locomotive (loco, "crazy" + motive, "personal incentive"), and anarchism ("doctrine urging the abolition of government").
I believe in temporal locomotive anarchism. I don't hate politics, I just hate the way they are now.
When a submitted definition posts before one that was submitted earlier.
When I looked at my definition and her definition, I found that they had mysteriously crossed paths in an apparent Urban Dictionary Temporal anomaly.
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A Law of the Theatre
This law states that "people who arrive earliest are always those with seats on the end of a row. People who arrive latest are always those with seats in the middle."
A related law is Mackintosh's Corollary
When you arrive late, and you're sat bang in the middle of a block of seats.
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