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A chubby tree bunny. Also known as Treesuh or Twesa. She's a purple tree bunny who loves chocolate. But she is also a canadian AND asian purple tree bunny who loves chocolate. She is ALWAYS hungry. Teresa wants to go on a diet & Hates her parents.
DJ: Hi Teresa.
Teresa: Hi DJ, Do you have some chocolate I can eat ? I'm HUNGRY!
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The dumbest language arts teacher there. Makes you work hard, but doesn't reward you for for it. Your grade is bound to be less than an A-. I feel bad for you if you get this mentally deranged and high teacher in 7th grade. She has no friends which is why she will torture you.
Today, Teresa gave us only one god damn minute to write a 5 page essay.
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one sexy mother fuckerr
who likes tossing samantha's salad everyday.
Damnn you see that teresaa, yea i heard her and samantha love eachothers assholesss
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A Hispanic woman, usually tall with black hair, dark eyes, and very ambitious. She will do anything to get what she wants
She will deny love and her poor origins to get what she wants. But at the end, things don't go her way and she ends up suffering from love
Never trust Teresa. You may think you love her, but once she takes it all, you will want nothing more, but to hate her...
Mariano: Will you marry me?
Teresa: Are you rich?
Mariano: No, but I have lots of love for you.
Teresa: Not enough
Arturo: Teresa,will you marry me?
Teresa: Are you a millionaire?
Arturo: No, a zillionaire
Teresa: I do
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A girl who is not hot likes to play with my man nicks heart. He's Hayden's main chick and overall a holy girl.
Nick: ' I love you teresa"
Teresa: "Lmao get out outta here"
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Teresa is a form of the female human species (however she hast the biggest penis ever).Though he/she looks hella white, he/she is actually black. I'm not kidding. When encountering such a creature, you will discover he/she:
-wants to have babies with Joe Jonas.
-wants me to watch Sweeney Todd.
-uses the word "noob" when she is actually the noob.
-is a noob.
-is good at Guitar Hero but phails at things such as Super Smash Brother Brawl (which I pwn her with Pikachu).
-is TOO SLOWinsert Sonic lawl face here
-is meh sex buddy.
-is writing a definition on Urban Dictionary as we speak.
-Micheal Phelps is indeed a fish.
-lives with Jack in Halloween Town.
-uses the word babycakes too much.
This applies to ALL Teresa's,except the ones that live outside of a box.
Joe-Hey Teresa, wanna have buttsecks?
Teresa-Hell yeah!opens pants
Joe-Dear LAWD.
have babies in Mexico
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