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Sick gear used for skiing and boarding. Adapted from the word Gore-Tex, Bro-Tex is over the top outerwear consisting of bright colors and high price tags. Said gear must be current seasons or next season’s (ultimate example of Bro-Tex) style and can never be spotted on a gaper. If you claim Bro-Tex and your gear is spotted on a gaper, the only way to redeem yourself is to burn the gear in disgust or give the shit away as soon as possible.
Kyle: Did you see Gary this morning rocking another Arc'teryx and Norrona setup?
D: Yeah it was insane; he looked like a neon beer sign.
Kyle: Yeah for real, dude stays Bro-Texed out.
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Tex-ass: an obnoxious and conservative Republican possessing an over-inflated sense of self-importance and historical destiny --- most often from the State of Texas --- who attempts to impose his own religious and dogma upon other individuals in society through bills and resolutions enacted in law by constitutional local, state, and federal governments.
The Tex-ass legislator began to cite out-of-context Bible scripture in defense of his anti-legal abortion legislation when he was interrupted by a female news reporter who pointed out that the Christian Bible never explicitly prohibits abortion
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To have anal sex with a woman.
Hit her, hit her, hit her in the shitter,
like ole Tex Ritter woulda did her!
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Anything of mixed Texan and Mexican heritage, especially food and music.
Biff: Let's grab some Mexcian food, dude!
Juan: Sure, but you can't find the real deal in these parts. We'll have to settle for some Tex Mex.
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Damn she’s all up in everyone’s PMs wanting the D... she’s such a She-Tex
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The CEO of Texcorp and the arch nemesis of Xenoman, the Aesir protector of earth. (the Aesir are a race of godlike aliens with snow white skin and hair and horns with unique shapes having super strength, speed etc). He is a bald mad scientist who plots many ways to kill Xenoman and the other Aesir. He uses an otherworldly liquid element called Etherion which is basically a Kryptonite to all Aesir, still fails to Xenoman (he is a loosely based parody of Lex Luthor)
Tex Loudsnore: We meet once again Xenoman. This will be the time where a man like me will make a god fall...
Xenoman: bring it on Tex.
Tex Sext the form of texting sexual innuendos
Friend: Did he just send you a tex sext?
Her: I said "how are you?
Him: How is the dildo?
Her: Did you just tex sext me?