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America's most American state AMERICA FUCK YEAH

Do u like Texas um fuck yeah

by Pussy choker 40000000087494837 November 10, 2018

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Texas

The only state that is normal to see someone at the supermarket with a gun or shooten a deer.

No. We do not dress like cowboys.! That is very stereotypical of you Oklahoma.

We hate Oklahoma and they hate us.

Probably the only place in the US that can have all four seasons at once.
Got into the US with a treaty so like...half US state.

Only state that's flag flys at the same height as the country flag.
More American the America.
Guns....everywhere.
King of Whataburger and BBQ
Like Hawaii, we have our own culture.

Mostly Mexicans!
Probably one of the worst thing to be called out for is our way of talking.

Person A: I'M BACK FROM TEXAS!

Me: did ya go to Whataburger?

Person A: what?

Me: Y'all better get ya ass back to Texas and go to a Whataburger.

by _Bored_Texan_ February 3, 2020

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Texas

Best place on earth! Wanna visit China, Italy, Paris, Asia, or Venus? Go to Texas n check em out! Got all great country singers from there like, George Strait n Willie Nelson.

Ain’t no place better than Texas.

by TexasWoman May 29, 2018

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Texas

the only true bi-polar state where it can change weather daily and can go from 118 degrees summer to 5 degrees winter(varies where u r in texas)

the only true bi-polar state texas

by texan 596 February 6, 2010

30πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Texas

I'm from Texas. It's just another state in the U.S. I'm not racist, I've never worn a cowboy hat or boots, I've never ridden a horse or owned livestock. I don't have a truck. I've never said "Don't mess with Texas" or "Everythings bigger in Texas". I'm not an idiot, my I.Q. Is 125. I don't have sex with relatives. I don't own a flag. I've never been to a rodeo. I'm not a religious person, and I hate country music. There are stereotypical Texans here but not everyone is one of them. And out of all of the definitions for Texas (positive or otherwise) mine has better grammar. (And I am currently 16 years old. Male.)

Texas

by BlakeG. May 29, 2009

120πŸ‘ 80πŸ‘Ž


Texas

Contrary to popular belief, Texas is not the only state that has once been its own independent nation. Hawaii, California, South Carolina, Vermont, and the no longer existant West Florida all have histories of being their own nations. North Carolina and Rhode Islands were also briefly their own nations as well.
Texas does not have the right to secede from the Union, but it does however, have the right to split itself into as many as five states on the approval of its legislature for the purpose of increased Senate representation.
Texas is the second largest state in the US in terms of both area and population, with Alaska being larger and California more populous.

Texas became the 28th state in the United States in 1845.

by TXChris March 22, 2006

197πŸ‘ 142πŸ‘Ž


Texas

The bipolar state. Known for extreme weather changes such as 80-something degrees one day snow the next.

"SNOW?! In the middle of SPRING?!"
"Well we ARE in Texas

by gerbilgirl December 15, 2010

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