Air Gropes

using all your fingers when making "air quotes". Used to indicate what you are saying should be understood in the dirtiest way possible

You should have seen the girl I met at the bar last night, she had such a nice (air gropes) personality (air gropes).

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Grope the rope

To Masturbate

1. I heard Peter loves the Grope the rope

Shoulder Grope

The act of somebody placing a hand on the opposing shoulder, and then leaving it there, as if fondling their own shoulder blade. People usually shoulder-grope themselves while discussing their accomplishments or positive traits (often with a sentence beginning "I'm pretty much the best..."), and it is therefore regarded as a narcissistic celebration of one's own awesomeness. On occasion, both hands are employed, giving the shoulder-groper the appearance of somebody hugging themselves because they have no friends.

I don't mean to brag, but *shoulder grope* I'm pretty much the best clarinet player in the whole entire school.

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dope and grope

The act of indiscriminately drugging a person with the intention of having forceful intercourse while the person is intoxicated. Also known as date rape.

"Brett Kavanaugh, do you deny being party to a dope and grope of Dr. Ford?" - Senator Feinstein

groping the goose

Slang for a male masturbating or grabbing his dick

Random guy: my dicks raw after I was groping the goose

Grope Zoo

When multiple people will not stop petting or stroking you maybe your wearing a sweater with an interesting texture or maybe not maybe you have a cool fluffy hair style or one with tight curls but whatever the reason it's like a petting zoo with people that's gone to far

Oh my god stop touching me the Grope Zoo is closed

Grope Hug

A term used to describe a hug between friends in which certain areas are squeezed during the hug, such as the ass. It can be a sign of good friendship between guys and girls, or a way for guys to make their homophobic friends awkward.

The name is a spinoff of Group Hug, and oddly enough a Grope Hug can involve more than 2 people.

Jenny: I got the job at McDonalds
Jon: Congrats....GROPE HUG!!!!

*Jon and Jenny have a mutual ass squeeze whilst hugging*

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