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When a male's jeans are so tight that his genitals, both cock and balls, are prominently outlined and leave nothing to the imagination.
Holy shit! Look at that dude's denim casserole. Not going to attract a size queen with that.
A boner so exquisite its literally lifting the denim off your body.
Hey man, you see the girl with the ass over there? I'm totally pushing denim.
The convex bump in your denim jeans formed in the crotch region when in a sitting position. A very annoying & gender-confusing look for the female population since most females actually don't have a dick underneath their denim bulge.
*casually reposition self while in sitting position so denim dick looks less conspicuous*
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A skier wearing jeans instead of snow pants, often seen sporting a mullet. The ultimate (and rare) denim downhiller also sports a jean jacket, creating the whole Canadian Tuxedo ensemble.
I was snowboarding at Song Mountain and saw a denim downhiller throwing empty PBR cans off of the chairlift.
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Superior crotch protection formed by tension in the groin of your jeans, which is frequently a result of spread legs.
"Sorry man i didn't mean to hit you in the nuts with that tennis ball"
"It's all good man I had denim tension"
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An enormous penis that robs all of your jean space.
Cindy gazed at Chester's Denim Bandit as he sauntered past her in the halls.
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A type of alternative style, a mix between indie and goth. Unlike the pastel goth and the bubble goth, a denim goth may dip between both indie and goth styles and mix. They often mix Gothic footwear, jewelry, make up and various clothing items with denim jackets, floral prints, over sized jumpers and a pair of denim shorts.
Jon: hey sara, you look mismatched today
Sara: it's called Denim goth