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An imperitive statement giving someone directions to sit down.
Chair yo' ass because we are about to have a long conversation on stem cell research.
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A threat to cause pain using a knife or blade.
"you best step before I knife yo ass!"
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A slang term, often used as an insult.
Derived from the Swedish "Hügh Jâss," when literaly translated means, "Little Boys."
Professor: "Why haven't you finished your report, yet?"
Student: "FUCK YO' ASS!"
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Putting someone in place when they have you fucked up
On my life Ima treat yo ass if you make one more dumb ass remark.
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You drunk..like you don't know what you're talking bout and if you do it's nonsense or you just talking to be talking or doing some for no reason
Jolie:when we gone get into a real relationship it's been 4 months
Keef: what? Bih yo ass drunk
A balled yo ass is when 1 partner insert his testicles into another partner's anus and it's mostly happens when your testicles are too squishy and wet to squish into her tight shit hole.
Guy: Damn i cummed all over my balls! I bet it will fit in her ass aswell
Girl: honey, why does it feels squishy inside
Guy: uh you know...
Girl: wait dont pop it or ill pregnant in less than 1 seconds of my life
Guy: sorry but I just ball balled yo ass!
The next 2 seconds
Guy's friend: yo bro ive never seen your wife is she ok?
Guy: uhh i just balled her ass and it popped like a tsar bomb so hard her pee hole stuck on the centre of my dick like a wedding ring and balls in her ass aswell.
Guy's friend: That's so fucking sexy how is she?
Guy: She died of too much sexual pleasure and i fuck her 72 hours a week
Like a fucking flesh doll
Guy friend's:can i use her aswell cus she's dead so nothing wrong with cheating right?
Guy: ye sure but make sure to balled her ass and makes fart and disgusting sounds while recording ok.
Guy's friend: ok ill try it out with a laxatives on my balls just so she can created the worst 72 hours diarrhea in the world till my balls turned into a kinder egg chocolate eggs.