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The most unimaginative, stupid, overrated, and worthless comeback ever existed.
Me: What are you doing for summer break?
Friend: Your mom
Me: Go touch some grass
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The biggest/fattest person/thing/creature/planet in existence
Wow your mom is a fat whore!
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Often used as a quick way to burn somebody
John(staring across the lunch room at some chick): "aahhh she has such a nice ass..."
Me: " What?? is your mom at school today?
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1. A part of the progrssion of insults. works best with "a whore"
2. Your female caretaker
Guy 1: its such a stupid movie.
Guy 2: your a stupid movie!
guy 1: your face is a stupid movie!
guy 2: your moms a stupid movie!
guy 1: your moms a whore.
guy 2: GODDAMNIT!!!
guy 1: why dont you get off drinking, man?
guy 2: i have to get off your mom first
random guy: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!
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Person 1: i'm gonna say the n word
Person 2: your mom gay
person 1: i don't feel so good
below is a gif of your mom and her sister.
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An annoying remark to piss you off. Don't let it. Come back with something to make them speechless.
Guy: So what are you doing today?
Annoying Kid: Your mom!
Guy: Yeah, well your mom has herpes, tell her I'm sorry.
Annoying Kid: ...
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the answer to all lifes questions.
Sara:what grade did you get on your math test?
Sarah:*whispers*i got your mom!
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